True Story

Every morning, C stops at the mini mart to pick up a muffin and a juice.
This morning was not different.
As he was standing there, he noticed a woman with all of her kids. They were going to the Y this morning and were getting donuts to eat on the way there.

One of the kids was perusing the candy isle and wanted some gobstoppers. His mom instantly said no, we don't eat candy for breakfast. The kid then replied, this is different than any other morning, why?
Mom's face was mortified. Couldn't believe someone else heard this.
C, being the very nice guy that he is says, It's okay, I have five kids and they had cake for breakfast.

Ouch, I've been outed!


In my defense, cake at least has eggs, flour and milk.
The same ingredients in pancakes.
Frosting is no less sugary than the syrup we pour all over them.
So cake for breakfast it was.